Monday, November 3, 2008
Picture up soon!
Sunday, was normal as usual till night. Went to yishun with my brother to watch him play his basketball competition, I should have join him when he first started asking me. Cause the game seem super fun la! The indoor court was way too good, too good for a secondary school. (yishun town secondary) A little bit of cushion on the floor is to prevent you from hurting badly when you fall. Must more expensive then those classical wooden ones. They vs a team of Turkish (if I’m not wrong) and their name is the legendary,” Vegetarian Shark” find another coolio name and beat them. IMPOSSIBLE, when my brother told me the name I laugh like crazy, an impossible funny name. they ain’t good, just that they have a lot of tall guy. Most of the team in the league is ang mohs, all tall and big size.
These are some if the picture taken:
A funny joke, which is a bit crude..Your girlfriend is ugly when...
(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.
(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.
(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.
(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
(6) She makes onions cry.
(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.
(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.
(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
(6) She makes onions cry.
(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
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A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first guy walks in and the boss says, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?" And the guy says, "Well shit! You got no ears man!" So the boss yells "Get the fuck out!". So the next guy comes in and the boss says to him, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is something you notice about me?" And the guy says, "That's easy. You got no ears!" So the boss says, to him, "Get the fuck out!" As the second guy leaves he sees the third guy about to go in and says to him, "The boss has no ears so don't say anything about them, he is really sensitive about it." So the guy goes in and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one that you notice about me?" So the guy says, "Your wearing contacts!" And the boss says, "Yeah, how did you know?" So the guy replies, "Well shit, you can't wear glasses cause you ain't got no ears."
Labels: funfilled weekends. (:
